Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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