You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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