I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
