Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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