I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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