and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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