why didn't you poke me back
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize