Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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