How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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