yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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