RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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