Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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