I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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