why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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