I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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