I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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