We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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