And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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