No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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