Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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