Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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