I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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