Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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