Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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