we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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