just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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