i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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