I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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