Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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