Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he thought i was a dude.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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