i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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