would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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