I hope mine doesn't look like that
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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