Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm both gender and math confused
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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