I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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