So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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