the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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