Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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