just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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