it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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