Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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