the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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