And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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