You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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