Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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