Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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