Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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