What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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