i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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