I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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