just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Operation Purity has been aborted
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I won't apologize to a one balled man
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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