I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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