How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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