Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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