All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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