is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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